Best Ways to Embarrass Your Pet on Halloween

Got a "hot" "dog"? These costumes make your dog look magically delicious! Well, at least they leave the poor animal's head free.

I'm glad the one on the right is labeled. When your costume needs a label, you know you need a better costume.

I'm not sure why dressing dogs up as bees is a thing, but wow. This is adorable.

Give your pet an ego boost by dressing him up in these caped wonder costumes. Who knows, soon your dog might be ducking into phone booths during your walks and mysteriously going missing as soon as disaster strikes and an anonymous hero swoops in...

Sending your dog off to Kansas in a tornado- prohibited by most animal cruelty laws. Dressing your dog as a jaunty little Christmas elf? Super cute!

The future is wide open... Help your pet realize they could be anything, from a rock star, to the charismatic leader of a biker gang, to a fierce pirate, to a prisoner if they take a wrong turn. Strike inspiration and fear into their hearts with these costumes.

First, your dog's just a lovely, blushing bride. Then, there's just a little Victoria's Secret commercial action, just to test the waters. Then, before you know it she's showing up at Playboy bunny casting calls, and then ten years go by and you hear she's in a harem in some commune in Arizona. Oh, how time does fly.

Ok, the princess hat is a little much, but Top Dog! So cute!

For when living through your kids just isn't enough anymore